Having done a slap up job in Afghanistan and now on the verge of victory in Iraq, the bush administration has been looking for a new target to fixated it attentions on and notch up the fear factor. At first, many pundits saw Iran as the next logical target of the fear fixated administration, but now it can be told that the front runner in the fear fixation sweepstakes is Cincinnati. Yes the one in Ohio. Evil knows no geographical bound!.
A simple search of Wikipedia (the NSA and CIA gather most of their intelligence here) was all that it took to uncover this growing menance. Governed by a socialist nine member city council known as the "Gang of Nine" and lead by its Cult of the Personality Mayor, the City has infiltrated the US at every level through its underground railroads which have been dorment for over 150 years.
Its citizens live in fear terrorized by this evil regime. Is it really any wonder that Cincinnati was recencly named the top city for headaches and migranes. This is a city that openly wears its politics on its uniforms. How could we have missed the Cincinnati Reds and the loosely affiliated Cleveland Brown Shirts? On second thoughts maybe the whole state of Ohio should be our next priority.
Note: I have no actual proof that any of the above is true. I actually know some nice people from Ohio (but they could be sleepers cells). I am only saying that with a population of 350,000 and easy river access we could subdue this city in 18 months, 24 months tops. And don't forget the people of Cincinnati will greet us with open arms.
