Total Recall

7-24-03

This recall Davis drive is really is driving me crazy. So let me get this straight, the national economy is in the dumps, the feds are rolling it down hill to the states, and no one sees the connection. So let’s look around and blame the grayest of them all, let’s recall the gray one, that’s the ticket, that will solve our financial problems. Hey Arnold come on down! What are your qualifications? What’s that you say you don’t need any this is California?

% to become president 47.9%
% to become Attorney General *1 0%
% needed to get recall on ballot *2 12%
% needed to pass state budget 65%


There will be two questions on the ballot: A) Should Gov. Davis be recalled; and B) if he is recalled, who should replace him? The second question is a non-partisan "winner-take-all" election. There is no need to obtain 50 percent plus one. Whoever gets the most votes that day is the new governor-elect ..."

1 But first you have to lose a Governors race to a dead man
2 Of those who actually bothered to vote in last election